This is me in a few words and a very professional looking resume.

I write because I can’t stop doing it. It’s what I was made for. I love a great story, a sharp line, and big ideas. I watch soccer and Doctor Who more than is probably healthy. I read books constantly and one of these days I’m going to have a cool ladder that slides from bookshelf to bookshelf in my house. Myers-Briggs says I’m an ENTP, so whenever you want a good sparring session I’m your man. Now that you’ve seen my face and read my words. There’s no turning back.